Welcome to the KMA's!!!

In honor of last night's AMA's (American Music Awards), I am hosting my own awards show called the KMA's. The Kiss My You-Know-What Awards. Guess who the big Winner of the Year is? Yep. You guessed it. Mr. Pseudomonas Aeruginosa.

But guess what? During Mr.PA's acceptance speech, Rylan pulled a Kanye . She embarassed the heck out of Mr.PA by grabbing that mic right out of his hand and declaring HERSELF as the big winner. HA! Take THAT CF. See that empty box? Round 2 of TOBI DONE! Another 28 days of nastiness DONE. 28 days of multiple hour long treatments DONE. Next year you may want to think twice about even showing up at the KMA's, CF. You're not welcome here. Thank you all very much for coming!